looking at your ass after watching the anaconda music video
me: hands in assignment
professor: immediately hands me rubric for another project
boys= nasty and dress bad
me= somehow still likes boys and is disappointed in myself and thinks i should do better
I was born in the wrong generation. This generation is still racist and I can’t download a pizza. Wake me up in the year 3019.
*Update from the year 3000* not much has changed but we live underwater
How’s my great-great-great-granddaughter?
She’s doin’ fine